all right, so as a way to sort of update everyone as to what i have been up to for the past three months here in japan—without writing a novel length post—i'm going to do a stream of conscious blow by blow of my adventures thus far. it probably will not make sense to anyone. tough. cry about it. but if any part of it intrigues you feel free to email me for an explanation.
ready. set... GO.
da vinci code. basic instinct 2. guy teaching in okinawa. meet desiree also from sd. touchdown in kix. louise is my block trainer. orient happiness is the name of my apartment building. chimbo from canada roommate. jack from new york other room mate. i sleep on a futon. meet alvin and desiree at the silver ball. internet at the apple store. tons of walking. osaka castle. osaka castle at night. on the job training day one kicked my ass. missed giles peterson. ojt got easier. jessica from indiana. skate spot in namba. shin, hana, katsuya skate posse. hang out and drink chu hi often. dan, donny and crew. beer on the street. its like vegas. osaka daggers. chopper stomps on baby chickens. cheap cheap cheap.
mexican food is not mexican food. missed the last train. out til 5am. has become common place. kishiwada branch nova teacher. STOP! I'M SORRY!!! free internet at internet bench. eaten alive by ninja mosquitos. gary 18 year nova veteran. simon too fast too furious australian. god damnit maverick! nicole. muriel. hannah frumpy vietnamese english girl. jake runs marathons. malcom funny scotsman with the dirty jokes. dave space cadet/pirate. brian gregarious guy from sac. wes australian santa clause. risa japanese staff taker her home to mom. mai japanese staff i wanna smash so bad. yumi tanaka. my favorite highschool girl. yumi, yumi, yumi. going to palomar. man to man.
osaka drift racing with simon. wild speed. jakes matt. full moon party at osaka castle. ghetto matt. ragga/rave. naked guy climbs a pole. crash in tengachaya, the ghetto. kids training. hi i'm vince, hi i'm paige... where do you live? orient happiness. me too. no way. upstairs neighbor. charmed life. balabushka. gaijin bar. 5am. alex my boy from barbados. greg tall australian. big fuck off shiny ones. marija other upstairs neighbor. tuesday is travel day. alvin, desiree, paige and i team kyoto. kinkakuji golden temple. geisha. takashimaya basement food. onigiri is best. stick with pink.
el pancho carne asada is legit. nara. deer and big buddah. ninja boot. dropped two belt sizes. instant ramen diet. spaghetti dinner. 200yen bar. 280yen bar. mos burger. freshness burger. matsuya. yoshinoya. slept on their counter. used bike. mama chari. orient happiness bicycle club/sakai kitty crushers are formed. chibiko training, bye bye apples. you like apples? how you like dem apples? kobe minus alvin. chinatown. bay. mall. robot animal rides. shopping. m-65 black. sk8-high black checkered. abc mart. shin from fight club formerly of conveyer. talib kweli for half price. vip. drink. out til 5am. foo fighters. no drink. hit makers. minoh monkey attack. waterfall. there goes japan being peaceful.
ponytail pullers. not so many ponytails in japan. touch the charm game. shakeys pizza all you can eat. soft bank/vodaphone ahmed personal assistant. nova arcade game. out run 2 drifting. champ. chris nova graphic designer. blood. i hurt myself today to see if i still feel. halloween. crabs. star wars. saddam. guns and roses. octopus balls. work is cake. 5am. work 1050am. work 10am. late. absent one day. miss boat races.
maribel mayo is here. el pancho. uniqlo good store... dancehall is japan's reggaeton. danced with a jamaican girl at a dancehall club in japan. naja jamaican girl. louise/hannah birthday party. balabushka. ragga club. weird dudes come out of the woodwork. excuse me do you have moldy dick. yo shawty. ATL is good. kobe lights. jerk chicken isn't jerk chicken. do you want happy ending. sayonara hannah and donna hannah's roommate. hiroshima is sad. miyajima is breathtaking. absolutely breathtaking. seriously its good. i wanna be friends with it. i wanna be on you. izumisano. shu my man. sub culture pop warner dance. nomihodai all you can drink. tabehodai? all you can eat. i'll house you. poppin pirates. free rounds. 5am. dont take the advance. i'm poor. lulu tucked into socks. starbucks. action figure exhibition. japan discount store. supa tamade, supa tamade.... ok thats it i'm over it. no one is gonna read this anyway. one more lesson? FINISHED.
you stay classy san diego.
4 comments:
this reminds me of that scene in rules of attraction. and that sucks that theres not too many ponytails. oh yea and stop hurting yourself. happy holidays.
yo, that scene in rules of attraction is exactly what i was thinking of when i was writing. dont feel too bad for the lack of ponytails. they make up for it with knee high boots and mini mini skirts in the dead of winter... i focus on the pain, the only thing thats real... just a burn like that one time in rosarito... or was it SF... or somewhere else entirely...?
that was most definitely rosarito..i think. cus i remember britney or christina or mandy or whatever. merry christmas.
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